Citizen Screwed & The Universe

"The Eagle Nebula, also known as: The Elephants Trunk"

There are 100 billion galaxies in the visible universe, with billions more beyond - which we can't see. In a Universe which seems to be infinite, some scientists theorize that within our mind boggling cosmos - there may be as many as 11 parallel universes.

According to the official dictionary of the Associated Press

The word EXOBIOLOGICAL means the act of investigating the possibility of life and the effects of extraterrestrial environments on living organisms from Earth.

This month's Featured Free Preview

BARNUM'S EXCELLENT EXOBIOLOGICAL EXTRAVAGANZA

A psychologically subversive cyber spectacle intended to challenge your suspension of disbelief, compromise your faith in linear reality and totally debunk that 3 dimensional world by which all Citizens Screwed are unwittingly held hostage.

Just as a 19th century Barnum once brought Grizzly Adams to Broadway from the distant Apocraphyl Theater of America's mythical Wild & Wooly West (a place that existed as much in the imaginations as it did in the Natural World) so too does a NEW AGE BARNUM bring A WILD BUNCH OF A DIFFERENT PERSUASION to THE INFORMATION SUPER HIGHWAY from a mysteriously hidden and artfully obscured oasis situated somewhere in the vast expanses of ELSEWHERE.

A dark, derelict domain and DYNAMISTS PLAYGROUND ruled over by the rough riding weapons of mass distraction. That Wild Bunch of a Different Persuasion destined to invade our dreams and occupy our nightmares.

The EXTRA TEMPESTUOUS, EXTRA TERRESTRIAL TURNVEREIN TIME TRAVELERS from the space time continuum of a former unfathomable wilderness.

The magical and elusive Mountain Man's NATURAL WORLD. "THE GREAT MAP OF THE MAGNIFICENCE" which once was and is no more, except for an absurd alien extension of a geographically intangible West of The Pecos World of curious and outlandish QUANTUM POSSIBILITIES. A SPOOKY 6 GUN PSYCHEDELIC OUTLAW UTOPIA floating on the fringes of fantasy and the Badlands Borders of a dangerously deceptive Parallel Universe where nothing is as it seems, no one is who they appear to be and everything is as it could never have been in any other Paradigm of Reality but ELSEWHERE.

In The Magically Distorted Wonderfully Warped World of a Lost Kaleidoscope Frontier suspended in Space, (like the invisible monster of our own Milky Way Galaxy - a black hole whose existence Einstein doubted) this perverse parallel universe and alternate outlaw dimension exists within an inescapable vortex wherein the laws of Physics do not apply and the rules of any kind are not applicable. It is that nowhere place in the mind's nightmare alley in which God plays dice with the Universe.

BEWARE ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE

This is NOT your Grandfather's Barnum!

Citizen Screwed & The God Particle

Is the universe flat? According to some astrophysicists, cosmologists and NASA scientists, the potential for a flat universe is a possibility not to be discounted.

This and other highly unorthodox theories about our universe can and have totally upended our conventional beliefs about reality - just as Einstein's General Theory of Relativity in another era upended Isaac Newton's once held sacrosanct scientific observations. And now Einstein's own theories are coming in to question with each new discovery concerning the complexities of the cosmos.

Like for instance the possibility that we live in a multiverse as opposed to a single universe. And that we humans - as carbon based life forms can - like sub atomic particles - exist in more than one place at a time, living out alternative scenarios of our lives - not as reincarnated beings as some believe - but as living entities with duplicate versions of ourselves replicated throughout the cosmos in a series of parallel universes.

Parallel universes which, by traveling through time, can be accessed through portals, wormhole or even by some serendipitous fleeting thought or signature psychic signpost.

In some extreme cases - a parallel universe in which, through separate and normally inaccessible, a couch potato can share the same living room space with prehistoric mastodons from an unseen invisible alternate dimension. The not-so-simple fact is when it comes to the cosmos, "It's a jungle out there."

Impossible you say? Ridiculous? Absurd? The looney tune ravings of some non compos mentis! Hardly - but rather the seriously contemplated theories held by the most brilliant minds of the 21st century, who are even now recreating The Big Bang in search of the mysterious and elusive God Particle.

According to the late Carl Sagan and author of the science fiction novel Contact - "somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known."

There's a strange serendipitous synchronicity between science and certain long standing myths, legends and tall tales which tend to support the veracity of the unearthly aspects of fables and shaggy dog stories. Stories that might have once been considered the product of overactive imaginations and mankind's unrelenting efforts to escape the limited spectrum of linear reality. Now to and behold the frontiers of science have finally elevated the fairy tale aspects of reality above what astro physicists call "The Giggle Factor."

Seers, story tellers, sages, shamans and yes, even born-again Barnum's can reveal their truths without fear of ridicule or the Herculean effort of a suspensions of disbelief.

And so in keeping with the words of William Shakespeare who expressed the following sentiments long before space travel was even a gleam in Werner Von Brawn's eye.

"There are more things in heaven and earth then this world dreams of." The millennial Shakespeare of Advertising and New Age Princess of Humburg presents The Marvelous, The Unexplained and The Absurd featuring The Surreal Superheroes of a Lost Kaleidoscope Frontier and The Cosmic Misadventures of The Leader of the Paranormal Pack, the Mad Machiavellian "Mama Mazeppa" Matriarchal Dominatrix and Galloping Bitch Godess of Her own self-styled utopian underworld an arch anarchists alternate outlaw dimension in the primitive perilores parallel universe of the perverse and peripatetic Planet Bizarro.

POST SCRIPT:

The excerpt you've just read is the first act of The Citizen Screwed website and is centered on the continuing SCI FI adventures of the SURREAL SUPERHEROES of a LOST KALEIDOSCOPE FRONTIER.

The second act of the Citizen Screwed website is devoted to the political psycho babble, confused ramblings & revolutionary rhetoric of the disenfranchised descendant the Time Traveling Super Heroes left behind. It also includes some historical facts and some "back story" of a maverick counter culture, the Al Fresco World of Entertainment which includes the likes of P.T. Barnum, Buffalo Bill and others.

The third act of the Citizen Screwed website yet to come, will be the providential contribution of a mystery celebrity & glitter dome icon who provides Box Office potential for this stupefying 3 Ring Circus, Sideshow & Wild West after Show described by the Father of Quantum Physics as .... "The Greatest Show In CyberSpace!"